"I guess you heard I sold my cast for $17,200. Do you

remember, Tony, if you got that much for selling your

soul to the Bush Administration?"

"Which was dumber, Tony: me breaking my wrist on

the set, or you joining the Bush Administration as

press secretary?"

"Tony, I have an idea. Break your wrist, I'll sign your

cast, auction it on eBay, and then maybe you'll have

enough money to tide you over until the end of the

Bush Administration."

"When I put my cast up for bid on eBay, Tony,

how much do you think it might fetch?"

Stephen Colbert Pointing Out the Next Target of His Satire

"Stephen, I'm broke. Could you spot me $100

until the end of the month? Your pal, Tony."

Bill O'Reilly Shaking Hands with His Stunt Double