Tony Snow Enlists Short People at Oklahoma Christian

University to Defend the Almighty in “The Second War in

This Country, the War on God”

Day of Skulls

Day of Numbskulls

"I guess you heard I sold my cast for $17,200. Do you

remember, Tony, if you got that much for selling your

soul to the Bush Administration?"

"Which was dumber, Tony: me breaking my wrist on

the set, or you joining the Bush Administration as

press secretary?"

"Tony, I have an idea. Break your wrist, I'll sign your

cast, auction it on eBay, and then maybe you'll have

enough money to tide you over until the end of the

Bush Administration."

"When I put my cast up for bid on eBay, Tony,

how much do you think it might fetch?"

"Welcome aboard, Tony. I understand you'll be my press secretary

until you and your family can't live on $168,000 a year."

"Stephen, I'm broke. Could you spot me $100

until the end of the month? Your pal, Tony."

Karl Rove in Mourning for Lies Left Untold

"The people of Las Vegas are taking next month off.

You know, it's 130 degrees out there in August."

After spending only three weeks in the Bush Bubble Simulator,

Astronaut Brent Jett (1) spoke like Tony Snow, (2) ordered a

second invasion of Iraq, (3) appointed Scooter Libby to lead

the National Task Force on Mnemonic Devices, and (4)

believed Dick Cheney is the Vice President of the

United States.

After bidding his disciples farewell, Tony Snow

began his ascent into heaven.

Owner says she named her pet albino hedgehog 'Tony Snow',

because "when attacked, it rolls into a tight ball, brandishes

its spines, and grunts, snuffles and squeals, just like the

President's press secretary."

Art Connoisseur Studying Tony Snow's Latest Work,

At This Juncture, People Have Hazy Memories

"That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just

don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm

afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm

afraid even I really just don't know. I'm afraid I have to tell

you I don't know. Does that answer your question, David?"