Rich Old White Men Call for a

'Government of National Unity',

a New Vision of the Body Politic

"Before you order, Sis, be sure you read the 'Eight

Educated Consumer Rules for Purchasing Hoodia'."

"You are getting very sleepy, pussycat, very sleepy.

"If they call you 'water pig', my child, just ignore them. You are

a capybara, descended from a noble family of capybaras."

Turning was easy. Deciding which way was the hard part.

He had partyed hearty New Year's Eve. Now it

was time to get some shuteye.

"Father, thank you for a new year.

And, uh, please don't forget me on

January 3."