William Farr's Anti-Obama Joke Falls Flat;

Wife, Sharon, Not a Big Hit, Either

"Father, thank you for a new year.

And, uh, please don't forget me on

January 3."

"Don't forget, America, I'm the one for 2008, Barry O'Winfrey!"

"Remember, Hillary, Bill never attacked the character

of his opponents, even when they were Republicans."

If God delivered Donnie McClurkin from homosexuality,

who will deliver Barack Obama from Donnie McClurkin?

According to Thiaoouba Prophecy, Mitt Romney's 'Purple Aura'

appears only as temporary 'clouds' and 'flames', indicating

truly spiritual thoughts, like: "Actually, just look at what Osam

-- Barack Obama -- said just yesterday. Barack Obama, calling on

radicals, jihadists of all different types, to come together in Iraq."

“Why do we wear flag pins on our lapels?" Sean Hannity asks.

"Because our country is under attack!”

So, where's his?

Texas radio personality Sam Allred's face was all red

after he referred to Barack Obama as a "clean darky."

"And not only is he wrong about the war in Iraq, Prime Minister Howard,

but did you know Obama bin Laden isn't either white enough or

black enough to be elected President of the United States?"

Speaking of Barack Obama, Joe Biden says, “I mean, you

got the first mainstream African-American who is

articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.

I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” Is the Senator saying

Martin Luther King, Jr., wasn't in the mainstream, or that

he was inarticulate, dim, dirty, and bad-looking, or both?

How Bipartisanship Works in Boxing

In Soccer

In Politics

"I know what Jeff Greenfield said. But it's only when

Barack Obama wears a coat without a tie that the

President of Iran comes to mind."

"In the case of Obama, he may be walking around with

a sartorial time bomb. Ask yourself: Is there any other

major public figure who dresses the way he does? Why, yes.

Me, Jeff Greenfield. I have skipped through enough copies of

GQ to find the jacket-and-no-tie look agreeable. And maybe

that's not the comparison a possible presidential contender

really wants to evoke."

Good Obama

Bad Obama

After a quick bit of sexy-sexy with Borat Obama, Andrea

Peyser, columnist for the New York Post, says she has

mixed feelings about the presidential possibilities of

the Senator from Kazakhstan.