When he heard people compare him to George Bush,

Lincoln got really frosted.

Lincoln the Railsplitter

Giuliani the Sidesplitter

"Yessir, I know it sounds crazy. But I'd swear I

heard Honest Abe say, "Go Hillary!"

Recently-Discovered Letter in Library of Congress Shows

President Lincoln Just Made Up Quote about Frank Gaffney

George Walker Bush:

not a Lincoln,

not a Ford,

not even a Crosley.