"I can't say I fully understand Rudy Giuliani's campaign

strategy, but if his intent is to get fewer votes than Ron

Paul, it would seem to be working."

Rudy Giuliani has discovered an ingenious method for giving

his campaign staff a 100% tax cut: just don't pay 'em!

Giuliani Airlines Flight 911 Hits a Patch of Rough Air

Rudy Giuliani Wins Benito Mussolini

Lookalike Contest for 2007

Sean Hannity and Rudy Giuliani, Cheap Tools

"Don't buy cheap tools, thats how you get

yer knuckles busted."

Fearguth has been tagged by the author of this immortal line.

As taggee, he reiterates

Da Rulez

1. Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.

2. Share Christmas facts about yourself.

3. Tag seven random people at the end of your post,

and include links to their blogs.

4. Let each person know that they have been

tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Welcome to the Christmas Edition of "Getting to Know Your Friends"

1. Wrapping or gift bags? "E-mail gift cards require neither."2. Real or artificial tree? "What tree?"3. When do you put up the tree? "See #2."4. When do you take the tree down. "See #3."5. Do you like egg nog? "Yum!"6. Favorite gift received as a child? "First bike, a J. C. Higgins."7. Do you have a nativity scene? "Can't remember. Too young at the time."8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? "Brilliantine hair oil."

9. Mail or email Christmas cards? "Neither. Sent link to

'I've Been Scrooged' and "Go Elf Yourself" online animations this year."

10. Favorite Christmas Movie? "Elf."11. When do you start shopping for Christmas? "Shopping? No comprende."12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? "Food."13. Clear lights or colored on the tree? "See #4."14. Favorite Christmas song(s)? "Here Comes Santa Claus."15. Travel at Christmas or stay home? "Stay home."16. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? "Does Rudolf count?"17. Angel on the tree top or a star? "See #13."18. Open the presents Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning? "What presents?"19. Most annoying thing about this time of year? "December."20. Do you decorate your tree in any specific theme or color? "See #17."21. What do you leave for Santa? "Which one?"22. Favorite ornament? "See #20."

As tagger, Fearguth has selected:

I Beati

American Street

The Aristocrats

Zen Comix

Milsabor

Welcome to Pottersville

A Big Fat Slob

Rudy Loses National Lead, Checks In to Campaign Rehab

Bernie Kerik isn't a corporate con, a paleocon, a theocon,

or a neocon. He's just a plain ol' con.

Rudy Giuliani Questioned Concerning His

Shag Harbour Alien Keychain

New York City cops really hated it when they had to

walk Blade Runner, Judi Nathan's canicross champion.

Shagadelic, 1967

Shagadelic, Forty Years Later

Rudy Giuliani's love nest was carpeted with shag,

i. e., a rug with a thick rough pile.

"OK, Mitt, here's my final offer: you can have the

nomination if I can have your hair."

Let us not forget that times are also tough for

Bernie Kerik's police dog, K-9-11.

According to the New York Times, Bernie Kerik learned

as a young man how to carry himself with a “quiet,

dignified confidence.” Another name for it is 'perp walk'.

Got money left over from your latest contribution to the

Rudy Giuliani presidential campaign? Well, here's a worthy

cause that can really use your spare change right now:

the Bernard Kerik Legal Defense Trust.

The Politico Illustrated #3

"Giuliani camp swings back after Kerik jabs"

Rudy Awakening

In exchange for his endorsement, Pat Robertson has been

promised an appointment to a new cabinet-level position,

Grand Inquisitor, in the Giuliani Administration.

Robertson the Prophet Anointing Rudy the Ruddy with

WD-40 from the Horn of the Thin-Soled Kow Kow

Pumpkinhead (1989)

Pumpkinhead (2007)