Those who live in the Kristol Palace

should not throw stones.

Maureen Dowd Diagnosed with Keratoconjunctivitis Sicca,

Blames Disorder on Hillary Clinton

Republican Willard 'Mitt' Romney said Wednesday that

if elected President he and his wife will not embarrass the

nation by their conduct in the White House as happened in

the Clinton years. "There could be, however, a few

more rats running around, " he added.

Hillary Clinton Accused of 'Pulling a Huckabee' for

Her Use of Subliminal Christian Symbolism

The bulge in his trousers betrayed the fact that the

'First Man' had momentarily forgotten it was his wife

who was running for President.

When Senator McCain heard that he and Hillary had

been endorsed by the Des Moines Register, he sensed

the days when the dead-tree media made a difference

in the outcome of presidential elections were numbered.

"If I'm not elected President, do you realize

how pointless Andrew Sullivan's life will be

for the next four years?"

"The chief says we need somebody to write a fatuous piece

on Hillary Clinton's pantsuits. Is Robin Givhan back from

vacation yet?"

"Remember, Hillary, Bill never attacked the character

of his opponents, even when they were Republicans."

Over in The Corner, Mark Hemingway had begun to

recover from his vision of Hillary Clinton's handling of

the New Hampshire hostage crisis, wherein "the lustre of

her halo, the snowy doves randomly alighting themselves

on the Senator's outstretched arms and how merely

hearing Hillary's words of compassion regarding this

difficult situation allowed the blind to see."

Andy Sullivan Reportedly Haunted by the Ghost of

Clinton Past, the Ghost of Clinton Present, and the

Ghost of Clinton Yet to Come

Saint Hillary of the Granite State

To take seriously the controversy over whether

Hillary Clinton has played the 'gender card' requires

that you first view the process of choosing the next

President of the United States as nothing more than a

game of cards. Come to think of it, maybe it is.

"Yessir, I know it sounds crazy. But I'd swear I

heard Honest Abe say, "Go Hillary!"

Darth Vader Removes Mask to Prove He's Not Dick Cheney;

Threatens to Sue Hillary Clinton for Defamation of Character

Little Girl Reacts When Hillary Says She Didn't Know

Norman Hsu Was a Crook

Hillary Clinton Acting Out How a New Terrorist

Attack Would Benefit the GOP

After Hillary Swallowed the Bitter Pill of the Iraq War

There's one in every crowd, even at funerals.

If Hillary Clinton is elected President, JPod says he will

defenestrate his iPod, eat a Six Dollar Burger at Carl's Jr.,

play Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) on [Adult Swim], and

then Simpsonize himself.