The Unexpurgated Bible #3

Jesus said: "And I will give unto thee the Keyes of the kingdom

of heaven. Oops! Did I just say 'Keyes'? Dadgummit, I meant

to say 'Cleese'. Oh well, nobody's perfect!"

NBRA Annual Convention to Be Held in Alan Keyes' Kitchen

Following the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse,

the Sign of the End Time appeared:

the Four Defilers of the Intelligence Quotient.