When Andrew Rosenthal fell to earth in New Delhi, 1956,

he was a rather ugly child.

Fifty-two years later, he still is.

Aliens Walk Among Us

Lou Dobbs Trying to Outrun an Illegal Alien on ESPN

"It won't be much longer, Xenu, before the George Bush simulacrum

sheds its skin and we complete the takeover of the United States

begun in 1947."

The faster he pedaled, the closer the creature

from Aliens seemed to get.