John King doesn't read biased uninformed drivel.

He just writes it.

A new CNN Poll of Poll's shows that more than 66% of the

American people would rather be waterboarded than watch

Glenn Beck on Headline News.

Have you noticed how Howie Kurtz's face

is skewed to the right?

Fireman Fighting Losing Battle Against

Glenn Beck's Incendiary Rhetroic

"News, news! I gotta have more news!"

O'Reilly the Ostrich screamed at the top of his lungs for a very long

period of time, stuck his head in the sand, and then laid an egg.

"I think Jesus Christ and Hitler had a lot in common,

and that was they could both look you in the eye and say,

'I`ve got an answer for you, follow me'.” -- Glenn Beck

Jesus Christ Looking You in the Eye

Adolf Hitler Looking You in the Eye

Glenn Beck Looking You in the Eye

Lou Dobbs Trying to Outrun an Illegal Alien on ESPN

"I still remember the time I was sniffed in

The Situation Room by Wolf Blitzer. That's

when I started losing my hair."

Just how great a threat do illegal immigrants pose

to Lou Dobbs, a member of America's media royalty?

None at all, actually, but to hear him tell it, you would

think he was a patch of carpet grass about to be mowed

down and blown into the street by a bunch outlaws from

Mexico who specialize in landscape architecture.