Museum Patron Admiring Artwork Entitled,

'Bush, Congress Hit New Lows in AP Poll'

"Psssst, buddy, look over here! Could I interest you in this

neo-expressionist work by Jean-Michel Basquiat? He's dead, you know, but I'm now worth millions."

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Star Wars Vet Seeks Relationship with Guggenheim Fellow