Jackson Pollock's Great-Grandson Painting a Smurf

German Chancellor Discomfited by French President's

Gloss on Gustave Courbet's 'Desperate Neocon'

For years, Pricasso has been painting portraits with his penis.

How he has kept it up for so long is a closely-guarded secret.

Venus Williams Rendered À La Marcel Duchamp

"Psssst, buddy, look over here! Could I interest you in this

neo-expressionist work by Jean-Michel Basquiat? He's dead, you know, but I'm now worth millions."

Veepenstein #3

In his spare time, the Baron likes to paint.

Jerry Falwell Reincarnated As White Velvet Painting

Why the Mona Lisa is smiling remains a

mystery. But an acoustics expert in Japan

has figured out what her voice would have

sounded like. According to this researcher,

her first utterance was, "Let's get one thing

straight: I am NOT Leonardo in drag!"

Why the Mona Lisa is smiling remains a

mystery. But an acoustics expert in Japan

has figured out what her voice would have

sounded like. According to this researcher,

her first utterance was, "Let's get one thing

straight: I am NOT Leonardo in drag!"

Famous Mona Lisa Twins Celebrate Father's Birthday Bilingually

"Did you know, Justice O'Connor, that the

original title of Whistler's Mother was

A Study in Black in White?"