The Daughter of Magritte by Maria Sharapova

Museum Patron Admiring Artwork Entitled,

'Bush, Congress Hit New Lows in AP Poll'

At the Zoo with Victor Vasarely

No Wine, No Bread, Just Sour Grapes Served

at Condemned Man's Last Supper; Leftovers

to Be Auctioned on eBay

Remember Michael Stone? He is the paramilitary

psycho who stormed the Northern Ireland parliament

building last November. He now claims it was "a piece of

performance art replicating a terrorist attack."

Condensed Scotsman Wiping Cans of Campbell's Tomato Soup

Aidan Gallery Patron Ponders 'Help Me, I'm Cheneyed'

Marco Evaristti would like to invite you over for a can of

meatballs made with his own fat. You can also duck his

sick while you're there.

Björk Dressed As Jackson Pollock's Dropcloth

Art Critic Writes World's Shortest Review of the

World's Longest Painting: "Too long!"

Andrea Mantegna's Recently-Discovered Masterpiece,

Saint George of the Eternal Consultations