The Real Reason John Howard Lost the Election

Australian voters have turned their Prime Minister out

of office after learning he is not related to Moe and Curly

Howard, as long believed, but is, instead, related to

Dick Cheney.

Bush Ally in Australia Defeated by Skippy the Kangaroo

"We're Aborigines, President Bush. You may have met some

of our relatives who live up over in Crawford, Texas."

Sydney Harbour Bridge As Seen by Drunken Tourist

Boot Hill

Lake Eucumbene

Australia

U. S. to Trade Dick Cheney to Australia for Two Bush

Kangaroos and a Case of Foster's Lager

Last night, thousands of people in Melbourne saw

what they claim was a UFO from outer space.

The Australian government disputes this claim,

saying it was nothing more than a weather balloon.