Soccer is a game where the players

are paid for using their heads.

Politics isn't.

Charles Krauthammer is so ingenious he has figured out

a way for both the white pieces and the black pieces to

lose in a game of one-man chess. Every time he plays,

in other words, he's a two-time loser.

Giant Jack Mounted Atop St. John's Church in Baghdad;

Gigantic Red Rubber Ball to Be Installed Next

"No, I'm not playing the Area 51 video game, scumbag!"

To take seriously the controversy over whether

Hillary Clinton has played the 'gender card' requires

that you first view the process of choosing the next

President of the United States as nothing more than a

game of cards. Come to think of it, maybe it is.

Cat and Mouse Playing Games

Palestinian Playing Dig Dug

"The Vice President is an avowed scissors person,

but I've always had better luck with rock and paper."

Chameleons Love Cricket and Other Wild Games

"Unh, unh, unh! I didn't say 'Simon says, grab the bar'."

The object of this game is to see how many

madrassa students you can connect to Allah

without ever releasing your left mouse button.