O. J. Simpson, a Profile in Villainy

The Bush Crime Family During

the Beverly Hillbillies Era

It's a slow news day. Round up the usual suspects.

Presidential Seal Turns State's Evidence

Against Bush Administration

Police say the liquor-store robber was easily recognized

because he didn't know the difference between duct tape

and masking tape.

Head of Bush Crime Family Commences Final

Phase of Contract on America