A new CNN Poll of Poll's shows that more than 66% of the

American people would rather be waterboarded than watch

Glenn Beck on Headline News.

Fireman Fighting Losing Battle Against

Glenn Beck's Incendiary Rhetroic

"I think Jesus Christ and Hitler had a lot in common,

and that was they could both look you in the eye and say,

'I`ve got an answer for you, follow me'.” -- Glenn Beck

Jesus Christ Looking You in the Eye

Adolf Hitler Looking You in the Eye

Glenn Beck Looking You in the Eye

Terry Fator, Winner of America's Got Talent

Glenn Beck, Winner of America's Got Dipshits

World's Worst Yobs #4

Glenn Beck

"There's part of me -- a sick part of me -- that would just love to

see Glenn Beck related in DNA to both Al Sharpton and Strom

Thurmond."