The Unexpurgated Bible #7

"But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night;

in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great

noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat,

the earth also and the works that are therein shall be

burned up. But many bloggers won't notice it, for they

will have taken the weekend off."

The Unexpurgated Bible #4

"And Jesus commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass,

and took the fish, weighing 646 pounds, and looking up to heaven,

he blessed, and filleted it, and gave the fillets to his disciples,

and the disciples to the multitude."

"My fellow Americans, I ask you:

what would Jesus do?"

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"Tell me, Ted. When did you get it in your head that

Jesus was a Negro?"

"It has been reported, Mayor Giuliani, that after He said

of your adulteries, 'Let Him who is without sin cast the

first stone', Jesus stooped down, picked up a large

stone, and cast it directly at your private parts. Can

either you or Judith tell us if it did any damage?"

"I think Jesus Christ and Hitler had a lot in common,

and that was they could both look you in the eye and say,

'I`ve got an answer for you, follow me'.” -- Glenn Beck

Jesus Christ Looking You in the Eye

Adolf Hitler Looking You in the Eye

Glenn Beck Looking You in the Eye

Thinking-Man's Chocolates

Chocolate Buddha

Chocolate Jesus

Chocolate Voltaire

New, Improved Jesus Can Walk on Water Vapor

Jesus Takes Wrong Turn, Runs into

Dead End on the Via Desperatio

And he said unto them,

"Let not your hearts be troubled.

Believe in God,

believe also in me."