Gisele Bundchen Declines Offer to Star in Remake

of A Fistful of Dollars; Accepts Offer to Star in

A Fistful of Euros Instead

Trained seals do this for a lot less money.

"No, I'm not a cash cow.

"This is a cash cow."

Jorge Arbusto de Tejas

The little boy was getting so close to the money

he could almost taste it.

Zhou Xiaochuan, head of the People's Bank of China, won't admit

it, but he actually finds stacking money to be extremely boring.

"What's this 'quid' shit, Your Highness? If you want to buy

my hat, you'll have to pay in good old American wampum."

On American greenbacks, we see "In God We Trust."

That's a misprint. It should be "In Gold We Trust."