Condi Rice Impersonator Exposed as Hugo

Chavez Mole in the Mickey Mouse Club

Just in Time for Christmas!

Chavez Forever Dolls!

For Sale: Cheap!

Months later, the President of Venezuela realized his Songs

for Always CD was what turned a majority of his people

against him and interrupted his quest for more power.

"Look, Ma, NO hands!"

"Hugo, baby, do you know where I could get my hands

on some petrol--and quick? This rationing shit is a

real pain in the gas!"

Hugo Chavez is convinced the world is ready for

a Mr. Universe contest, even if he has already

decided who the winner will be.

"I do believe that the president of Venezuela is really destroying his

own country economically and politically. Why else would his

countrymen have overwhelmingly re-elected him two months ago?"