"Sheesh, bro, you've got the most deviated

septum I've ever seen!"

"How do you keep going, Mr. President, given the unpopularity

of the war and the general assault on your policies?" Without

flinching, the President placed his right hand over his liver and

answered, "Because, like Barry Goldwater said long ago,

in my heart, I know I'm right."

"You're absolutely right, comrade! The leg bone is connected to

the knee bone, the knee bone is connected to the thigh bone,

and the thigh bone is connected to the hip bone. Never before

in all my years in the Russian army have I seen such an intricate

piece of machinery!"