Jonah and K-Lo Show Up for Another Day's Work

at The Corner

Looking ahead ten years, America's top sex researchers

see the day when artificial sex partners will cater to

your every fantasy. Think of it: Phyllis Schlafly will

have her Barry Goldwater, Katherine Jean Lopez will

have her Mitt Romney, and Ann Coulter will have herself.

If you thought this was a

map of the Okefenokee Swamp

and got lost as a result,

don't blame Pogo.