"You kissed my dad on the lips. Why not me?"

The King and Queen of Saudi Anglia

Polish President Wows Saudi King with Robot Dance

"Since you don't speak Arabic and I don't speak Russian,

it's safe for me to say, 'May Allah's curse rend you in twain,

you smirking morphadite infidel!'"

"Honeybunch, I hear you have been bushing with Brother Dubai."

"Yeah, but you'll always be my main squeeze, sweetypie."