A leading authority of Saudi Arabia's hardline school

of Islam has condemned camel beauty contests as evil,

saying those involved should seek repentance in God.

What a camel does when it 'repents' the authority did

not say.

"I'm sure people view me as a warmonger and

I view myself as a peacemaker."

"You kissed my dad on the lips. Why not me?"

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Prince Faisal Bin Al Meshaal Bin Saud Bin

Abdul-Aziz Getting His Oil Changed

The King and Queen of Saudi Anglia

Polish President Wows Saudi King with Robot Dance

President Bush sent a shockwave through the nation

yesterday when he announced he had converted to

Islam and is moving to Saudi Arabia.

"You might be tempted, gentlemen, to describe the

decor of this room as 'busy'. But I had the last guest

who said that flayed alive."

"Honeybunch, I hear you have been bushing with Brother Dubai."

"Yeah, but you'll always be my main squeeze, sweetypie."