"The people of Las Vegas are taking next month off.

You know, it's 130 degrees out there in August."

Here's a photo of a day at the beach in Las Vegas, Nevada,

in 2017, the year former Republican Senator James Inhofe

celebrated his 83rd birthday by announcing that global

warming was still a hoax in Oklahoma.

In an effort to keep unruly charitable impulses under

control, the City of Las Vegas has passed a new ordinance

requiring all homeless and hungry beggars to put poisonous

vipers in their food bowls.