"This is the last time I'm going to tell you.

Spitting is ill-mannered and unsanitary!"

Jackie Bibby Soaks in Bathtub for 45 Minutes with

87 Rattlesnakes; Says "Only a Fool Would Pull

the Same Stunt with a Tub Full of Republicans"

Saturday Morning Palate Cleanser

Things to Avoid #5

Spoon-Feeding a Cobra

When Saint Domenico wasn't up to his ass in alligators,

he was up to his eyeballs in snakes.

Pine Snake Still Using Eco-Unfriendly Lighting Technology

Missing White House E-Mails Found Inside Full Monty Python

Rest easy. The python has just eaten.

Snakes On a Plain

In an effort to keep unruly charitable impulses under

control, the City of Las Vegas has passed a new ordinance

requiring all homeless and hungry beggars to put poisonous

vipers in their food bowls.