Model Refuses to Leave Runway,

Claims Squatter's Rights

Did you know it is against the law to trap a soccer player

without a license? If he has one, it's OK.

President Bush Commutes Libby's Sentence;

Tells Rule of Law to "Get Fucked!"

As he testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee,

Secretary of Commerce Carlos Gutierrez thought,

“Vaporheads, repeat after me: there’s no such thing as an

‘illegal immigrant’. We all were thrown into this world and

we all will someday be thrown out. In neither case are legal

fictions relevant.”