Showing posts with label Models. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Models. Show all posts

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Supermodel Being Assaulted by Butterfly Gangbangers

Friday, December 14, 2007

"My conjecture is, Dr. Watson, that my genius for
disguise may have finally gotten the better of me."

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Clothes Horse Waiting to Be Re-Shod

Friday, November 23, 2007

Why There Are Lechers

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Kathy Heyndel's Latest Creation, 'Unmade Bed
at the Fitz, Sunday Morning'

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Model Refuses to Leave Runway,
Claims Squatter's Rights

Sunday, October 7, 2007

"Well, even if these guys were terrorists, they'd be
welcome to follow me home anyday."

Monday, September 24, 2007

The engineers were captivated by the biomechanics
of her callipygian rondure.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Hellraiser X: Runway to the Bottomless Pit

Saturday, September 8, 2007

When you reach treeline on the Mount of Venus,
don't be alarmed if you find yourself breathing
harder. That's a perfectly normal reaction.
Electron Microskirt

Friday, September 7, 2007

All along the runway the men were captivated by the
latest in over-and-underwear.

Friday, August 24, 2007

"Fuck these abs of steel! I'm so hungry right now I
could eat a Triple Meat Triple Cheese Whataburger!"

Friday, August 17, 2007

Rubber Maid

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Woo-Hoo Personals #3
Woman with One Gold Shoe Wants to
Meet Man with One Red Shoe

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Modeling lingerie is sheer drudgery,
but somebody has to do it.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Hostess Snoballs are not just for kids anymore.
Motorcycle Mama Collides with Iron Butterfly

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Miss Cool Whip Light of 2007

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

"Will you come, will you, will you,
will you come to the bower?"
"I might, Fair Maid, I might,
but thy water bill doth affright."