Supermodel Being Assaulted by Butterfly Gangbangers

"My conjecture is, Dr. Watson, that my genius for

disguise may have finally gotten the better of me."

Clothes Horse Waiting to Be Re-Shod

Why There Are Lechers

Kathy Heyndel's Latest Creation, 'Unmade Bed

at the Fitz, Sunday Morning'

Model Refuses to Leave Runway,

Claims Squatter's Rights

"Well, even if these guys were terrorists, they'd be

welcome to follow me home anyday."

The engineers were captivated by the biomechanics

of her callipygian rondure.

Hellraiser X: Runway to the Bottomless Pit

When you reach treeline on the Mount of Venus,

don't be alarmed if you find yourself breathing

harder. That's a perfectly normal reaction.

Electron Microskirt

All along the runway the men were captivated by the

latest in over-and-underwear.

"Fuck these abs of steel! I'm so hungry right now I

could eat a Triple Meat Triple Cheese Whataburger!"

Rubber Maid

Woo-Hoo Personals #3

Woman with One Gold Shoe Wants to

Meet Man with One Red Shoe

Modeling lingerie is sheer drudgery,

but somebody has to do it.

Hostess Snoballs are not just for kids anymore.

Motorcycle Mama Collides with Iron Butterfly

Miss Cool Whip Light of 2007

"Will you come, will you, will you,

will you come to the bower?"

"I might, Fair Maid, I might,

but thy water bill doth affright."