If you are ever tempted to end it all because you have too few

college degrees, just remember this: Michael Savage holds a

Ph.D. in nutritional ethnomedicine from the University of

California, Berkeley.

"I was once a child," says Michael Savage; "I am now a fop."

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Michael Savage

After falling to earth near Roswell, New Mexico,

and having escaped from Wright-Patterson AirForce Base in Ohio, Michael Savage headed forArea 51 in Nevada. At last report, the Men inBlack were in hot pursuit.

What REALLY Fell to Earth

Near Roswell in 1947