If you are ever tempted to end it all because you have too few

college degrees, just remember this: Michael Savage holds a

Ph.D. in nutritional ethnomedicine from the University of

California, Berkeley.

World's Worst Yobs #21

Michael Reagan

World's Worst Yoobs #6

Melanie Morgan

"Keep attacking, keep attacking, Naomi, because you're

going to look great in a burka. You're going to look super

in a burka. Me, I'm going to look like a slag!"

Do you remember the gaffe that ended Don Imus'

radio career? You don't? Well, as the saying goes,

"Time heals all wounds and wounds all heels."

World's Worst Yoobs #3

Laura Ingraham

According to a recent survey, "91 percent of the total weekday

talk radio programming was conservative, and only 9 percent

was progressive." Inference: conservatives listen to AM/FM

radio and progressives don't.

Debbie Schlussel,

the Ugly Ann Coulter

Texas radio personality Sam Allred's face was all red

after he referred to Barack Obama as a "clean darky."

According to Entertainment Weekly,

Howard Stern is superduper pissed that

the Sirius Radio satellite has been aimed

in the wrong direction, and, as a result,

his 4 million listeners are from Uranus.

Asked how he produces the Don Imus Show,

Bernard McGuirk pointed toward his Hairy Asterisk.

Talk radio host Laura Ingraham is reportedly headed

to Baghdad, intent on reporting all the good news

overlooked by the 80 journalists who have died in Iraq.