"Over here, the tale is called 'Little Black Riding Hood',

there are no wolves, and the last fairy was beheaded

right after the British left."

Together, John and Joe concocted many fairy tales.

They weren't called the Brothers Grim for nothing.

"Sarko the Giant here. Where's Jack and the

Beanstalk? You said they'd be here before I could

say, 'Fee! Fi! Foe! Fum!' Well, they're not."

Veepenstein #11

The Baron's Fairy Godmother

"Rub-a-dub-dub

Three bears in a tub."

"Hey, why did Baby jump out?"

"Maybe the water's too hot."

"Maybe the water's too cold."

"Let's ask Goldilocks. She'll know."

"I understand your last name means 'Big Bad Brainy Wolf', Paul.

Well, Fred tells me mine means 'Little Red Riding Hood'."

Princess Beatrice Kisses Frog,

Contracts Chytridiomycosis

Rapunzel Lets Down Her Hair

The Brothers Grim

Still hungry after having eaten Little Red Riding Hood for lunch,

the Big Bad Wolf pretended to be an opponent of Mexico's

Lopez Obrador, the leftist presidential candidate, so that

he could pick up one of the pro-Calderon chicks for dinner.

Still hungry after having eaten Little Red Riding Hood for lunch,

the Big Bad Wolf pretended to be an opponent of Mexico's

Lopez Obrador, the leftist presidential candidate, so that

he could pick up one of the pro-Calderon chicks for dinner.