In exchange for his endorsement, Pat Robertson has been

promised an appointment to a new cabinet-level position,

Grand Inquisitor, in the Giuliani Administration.

Robertson the Prophet Anointing Rudy the Ruddy with

WD-40 from the Horn of the Thin-Soled Kow Kow

"Now that Jerry's out of the way, Pat, that means no

more than a two-way split when we inherit the earth."