Pentagon Unveils Newest Weapon in the

Global War on Terror: the Trojan Cock

"You don't know this, but a week from now the Pentagon

will release a report contradicting every claim I'm

making today about progress in Iraq. How do I know

this and you don't? Well, that's for me to know and you

to find out, suckers!"

A new report from the GAO confirms what has long been suspected,

namely, that Michael Gordon of The New York Times pulls his ideas

out of the Pentagon's ass.

Navel of the American Universe

Michael Gordon Exposed As Pentagon Propagandist

Embedded with the New York Times