"Playing with Toy Weapons 'Aids Learning'," Says the

Department for Children, Schools, and Families

If the U. S. didn't have such restrictive gun control

laws, you might find a rocket-propelled grenade

launcher under the Christmas tree this year.

Are you in the market for a pre-owned Armored Personnel Carrier?

The Iraqi street price right now is at an all-time low, so if you're

interested, you'd better act pronto.

The South African National Defence Force is probing whether

a software glitch led to a malfunction of one of OCP's

ED-209s that killed nine soldiers and seriously injured

14 others during a shooting exercise on Friday.

Pentagon Unveils Newest Weapon in the

Global War on Terror: the Trojan Cock

Religious Martyr, 19th Century

Religious Mortar, 21st Century

Veepenstein #18

In order to produce enough plutonium for an atomic bomb,

you first have to start a Cheney reaction, like this one.

In the time it took to destroy this old weapon,

one hundred new weapons were built.

Still Life with Presidential Limousine and Street Sweeper

"Ali Akbar AK-47!"

Veepenstein #16

The Baron's Most Prized Objet D'Art

His hands had become deadly weapons,

but Keiichiro still cried for his Mommy.

Gun That Doesn't Kill People for People

Who Kill People

"Whaddya think, Kalil? Should we issue a

carry permit for this sucker?"

Pakistani Seminarian Advancing the 'Locked and Loaded'

Argument for the Existence of God

This .50 caliber Bulgarian spliff has been known to disarticulate

a crowd of up to 500 festival goers on a single match.

World's Worst Jobs #46

Israeli Rocket Retriever

"Yessir, this armored vehicle can carry up to eight emirs,

so long as they're no taller than this."

In the wake of the Virginia Tech massacre, Palestinians

have voted to allow students to carry weapons to school.

Apache on the Warpath