"Here's how the system works, Alfredo. Some dumb broad wears

a ridiculous dress, we videotape her, a photographer catches

us in the act, and then Fearguth gets rich blogging about the

whole katzenjammer spectacle."

Before he leaves the White House, Karl Rove wants to

take your picture. Smile!

Ayatollah Khomeini didn't die. He just went digital.

Don't be surprised if you someday find your portrait hanging

on Dustin Hoffman's wall.

Looking ahead to 2008, Secretary of State Rice has

reportedly started investing heavily in Glamour Shots.