Why War Is Bad #2

It creates more places for pigeons to nest.

Drudge Report Funnies #6

"Medical experiments to be done without patients' consent..."

God Trying to Put His Finger on the

Pigeon Overpopulation Problem

And God said, "Let the earth bring forth pigeons that may

fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven." And

God blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply." And

they did.

As restorers in London try to pigeon-proof the statue of

Lord Nelson in Trafalgar Square, they have discovered

that most of the birds who poop on one of England's

greatest heroes are migrants from France and Spain.