This Day in Flabulosity

Shortly after this photograph was taken, Jose Manuel Barroso,

European Commission President, uttered an ancient Spanish

curse and then burst into a million shards.

"You've got me all wrong, amigos. I work for Chick-fil-A®. Surely

you recognize me from one of those 'Eat Mor Chikin' billboards."

Things to Avoid #2

Bulljacking

Emilio Botin couldn't tell if the mike was live or not.

But he wasn't taking any chances. "Once bitten, twice

shy," he always said.

Petrified Woody Spotted in Spain

The bull had long harbored a seething hatred of

all members of the Mickey Mouse Club.

As restorers in London try to pigeon-proof the statue of

Lord Nelson in Trafalgar Square, they have discovered

that most of the birds who poop on one of England's

greatest heroes are migrants from France and Spain.

Cardinal Gonzales Chosen

to Lead NeoSpanish Inquisition