Watching political apparatchiks at work--regardless of

party--is like shopping for Pringles: you know the crisps

are all canned and are all the same size. The only difference

is a bit of artificial flavoring.

Bipartisan Earmark

Tired of playing second fiddle, the campaign sign decided

to run for President as an Independent.

What Oppo Researchers Like to Do on Their Day Off

Chewbacca Declares Independence from Star Wars Party,

Hints at Third-Party Run for President; Expected to Give

Ralph Nader and Michael Bloomberg a Run for Their Money

for Reagan Wookie Vote in Hyperspace