"Looky hyeer! This dude musta forgot to take his Gas-X!"

Contrary to popular belief,

Dan Rather is on the left.

The dummy is on the right.

Still Life with Eros Bound and Private Eye

Festival-Goers Admiring a Sculpture Entitled

'What Happens When Two Semis Stop on a Dime'

God, how Ricardo hated actors! They got big bucks and

babes, while all he got was a meager salary sculpting

awards for the Screen Actors Guild and his picture posted

on Bildungblog.

"It's easy for two people to lose each other in

the tunnel of love."

She had tried her best to ignore the Trash People. But there were days,

like today, when Rush Limbaugh's minions really got on her nerves.

The latest Zogby Poll pegs President Bush's job approval

rating at 30%, an all-time low. If this poll result were

re-presented as a sculpture, it would be this one, entitled,

Doo-Doo Piled Higher and Deeper.

Model Used by Auguste Rodin for His

Famous Statue, The Thinker