"He's got every turtle here in His hands,

He's got every turtle there in His hands,

He's got every turtle everywhere in His hands,

He's got every turtle in the whole goddam world in His hands!"

"Mom, have I ever told you how glad I am

you didn't mate with Rick Perry?"

When you visit Monaco, don't forget to keep your

pet turtle on a leash.

"You don't have to snap my head off, dear, just because

you didn't like what I said!"

"I may be small, but I can talk your ear off."

These turtles are getting ready to 'surge' into Iraq.

But if you know turtles, 'surge' is a relative term.