"He's got every turtle here in His hands,

He's got every turtle there in His hands,

He's got every turtle everywhere in His hands,

He's got every turtle in the whole goddam world in His hands!"

"As God is my witness, I've always said I didn't want to

die until I looked straight into the eyes of someone who

believed all that malarkey about Joseph Smith and the

angel Moroni. Thanks to you, Governor Romney, I can now

go to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses."

"I know that my blessing is on the way

I can't see it right now but I stand by faith

I fought many, many battles in His name

I held up the bloodstained banner and proclaim that

Jesus is the Truth and the Light

Believe it when I say He will make it alright."