Thursday, June 22, 2006

Bushapest
Bushapest
What Not to Wear When You Go Ice Fishing or Backpacking
What Not to Wear When You Go Ice Fishing or Backpacking
Krypto the Superdog Returns
Krypto the Superdog Returns
If your name were Predrag Djordjevic, you would scream, too.
If your name were Predrag Djordjevic, you would scream, too.
Celebrating the Summer Solstice at Stonedhenge
Celebrating the Summer Solstice at Stonedhenge
Dressed in funeral clothes and holding earthen plates,
these Bangladeshi teachers have begun a hunger strike
to protest low wages. Although this tactic hasn't been
tried by teachers in the U. S., it just might work.
Dressed in funeral clothes and holding earthen plates,
these Bangladeshi teachers have begun a hunger strike
to protest low wages. Although this tactic hasn't been
tried by teachers in the U. S., it just might work.
When building a campfire, remember it is not
the same thing as a funeral pyre.
When building a campfire, remember it is not
the same thing as a funeral pyre.
This Japanese employee saves a lot of money each month
by taking his lunch to work.
This Japanese employee saves a lot of money each month
by taking his lunch to work.
Activists Protest Invention of the Wheel
Activists Protest Invention of the Wheel
Soccercephalism has become a
world-wide epidemic.
Soccercephalism has become a
world-wide epidemic.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

The German Shepherd had long been regarded as the
world's smartest police dog. But not anymore.
The German Shepherd had long been regarded as the
world's smartest police dog. But not anymore.
The soccer fan from Togo blamed his team's loss
on the fact that his country's President, Faure
Gnassingbe, had a name most people mispronounced.
The soccer fan from Togo blamed his team's loss
on the fact that his country's President, Faure
Gnassingbe, had a name most people mispronounced.
Someone has invented a guitar that doubles as a
semi-automatic battle rifle, or vice-versa. Either
way, it will give new meaning to the phrase,
"killer music."
Someone has invented a guitar that doubles as a
semi-automatic battle rifle, or vice-versa. Either
way, it will give new meaning to the phrase,
"killer music."
Still hungry after having eaten Little Red Riding Hood for lunch,
the Big Bad Wolf pretended to be an opponent of Mexico's
Lopez Obrador, the leftist presidential candidate, so that
he could pick up one of the pro-Calderon chicks for dinner.
Still hungry after having eaten Little Red Riding Hood for lunch,
the Big Bad Wolf pretended to be an opponent of Mexico's
Lopez Obrador, the leftist presidential candidate, so that
he could pick up one of the pro-Calderon chicks for dinner.
Joined at the lips since birth, Astrid and Klara had
more fans than the entire Swedish soccer team.
Joined at the lips since birth, Astrid and Klara had
more fans than the entire Swedish soccer team.
Did you know your body has forty-two sphincters?
Here you see one of them, the Orbicularis oris,
paying homage to The Flaming Lips.
Did you know your body has forty-two sphincters?
Here you see one of them, the Orbicularis oris,
paying homage to The Flaming Lips.
In Tartarus, Karl Rove will be roasted in a fire
he himself will have to stoke with green wood.
In Tartarus, Karl Rove will be roasted in a fire
he himself will have to stoke with green wood.
The young man had never touched a soccer ball before.
But when he did, it went straight to his head.
The young man had never touched a soccer ball before.
But when he did, it went straight to his head.
"So you told Carlo you wanted to put on the cruel
shoes. What happened then, Katherine?"
"So you told Carlo you wanted to put on the cruel
shoes. What happened then, Katherine?"

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Large Couch, Small Potato
Large Couch, Small Potato
Although he successfully scored from second base,
Brandon is now Brenda.
Although he successfully scored from second base,
Brandon is now Brenda.
President Bush was surprised to see that Andre
the Giant's son was graduating from the U. S.
Merchant Marine Academy.
President Bush was surprised to see that Andre
the Giant's son was graduating from the U. S.
Merchant Marine Academy.
Kuwaiti Men Listening to Politician Expound on
the Virtues of Individualism
Kuwaiti Men Listening to Politician Expound on
the Virtues of Individualism
Ted Rall in Training for Chemical-Biological
Warfare with Ann Coulter
Ted Rall in Training for Chemical-Biological
Warfare with Ann Coulter

Monday, June 19, 2006

Residents of Brazil and Australia Absolutely Astonished
by UFO from Planet 8
Residents of Brazil and Australia Absolutely Astonished
by UFO from Planet 8