Mexican police may be corrupt, but you have to admit

they have a flair for the dramatic.

The only military force less feared than the Mexican Navy

is the Nicaraguan National Guard.

Here we see the fearless Fearguth shortly before he

prevented a Mexican bear from illegally migrating

from the Sierra Del Carmens into Big Bend

National Park. This picture is brought to you

courtesy of one of Fearguth's corporate sponsors,

Lou's Fish 'n Cheese House, located in beautiful

downtown Two Harbors, Minnesota.

The day Denmark decided to invade Mexico.

"Good morning to you,

Good morning to you,

Good morning, dear teacher,

Good morning to you!"

"I only look brown. Underneath, I'm whiter than

Wonder Bread, and the only Mexican words I know

are Frito Bandito."

"'Will Work for Threads', eh?"

Jorge Arbusto de Tejas

Mexican Canine Blockade Broken by Chihuahuan Airlift

As the soldiers were burning the marijuana, the wind

suddenly shifted toward Mexico City.

That's when the motorcycle cops started acting all funny and stuff.

Visonary Entrepreneur Selling Sweets to Sour Cops

"Oh look, Mr. President. They finished the wall while

you've been here in Mexico. Do you think the

Norteamericanos are trying to tell you something?"

Protesters in Mexico City Preparing to Make a

Statement About the Rising Cost of Frijoles

Still hungry after having eaten Little Red Riding Hood for lunch,

the Big Bad Wolf pretended to be an opponent of Mexico's

Lopez Obrador, the leftist presidential candidate, so that

he could pick up one of the pro-Calderon chicks for dinner.

Still hungry after having eaten Little Red Riding Hood for lunch,

the Big Bad Wolf pretended to be an opponent of Mexico's

Lopez Obrador, the leftist presidential candidate, so that

he could pick up one of the pro-Calderon chicks for dinner.