When rightists, Reaganites, and Republicans go to Heaven,

they will undoubtedly be surprised when Jimmy Carter

greets them and welcomes them into his Habitat for the

Hereafter, where everyone will watch Jimmy Carter: Man

From Plains to all eternity.

Hard to believe, but it's true. Jimi Hendrix is

spending eternity in Electric Ladyland.

Instead of Heaven, God sent Jerry Falwell straight to Hell, Michigan.