When rightists, Reaganites, and Republicans go to Heaven,

they will undoubtedly be surprised when Jimmy Carter

greets them and welcomes them into his Habitat for the

Hereafter, where everyone will watch Jimmy Carter: Man

From Plains to all eternity.

There's one in every crowd, even at funerals.

"Oh, where have you been,

Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

Oh, where have you been,

Charming Billy?"

"Did you hear, George, what Jimmy Carter said about my

support for you? He said it was 'Abominable. Loyal. Blind.

Apparently subservient'. He's a good example of what the

Nobel Peace Prize does to your manhood. It turns you into

a nancy-boy."