The one thing the matador didn't count on was

the bull's deflector shield.

"Why can't we all just get along, little dogie?"

"Barbacoa! Chili Con Carne! Tacos Al Carbon!

Carne Asada! Fajitas! Do you understand what

I'm saying, El Toro?"

In baseball, this kind of play is called 'around the horn'.

"¡Ay!, El Toro! I see lots of chicken fried steak and

cream gravy in your future!"

Sebastian Castella can never make up his mind

whether he is a bullfighter or a bulldogger.

Andoni gracefully dropped his hanky, hoping

someone would notice and pick it up.

The bull had long harbored a seething hatred of

all members of the Mickey Mouse Club.

Some days, there's simply more bull coming at you

than you can possibly handle.