A leading authority of Saudi Arabia's hardline school

of Islam has condemned camel beauty contests as evil,

saying those involved should seek repentance in God.

What a camel does when it 'repents' the authority did

not say.

Two Ways to Smoke a Camel

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"Well, if you ask me, I think Paul Wolfowitz and Alberto

Gonzales ought to be turned over to the Spanish Inquisition.

As I understand, they would be used as firewood to burn Karl

Rove at the stake."

Ennui got you down, Bunky? Bored beyond tears? Is tedium

vitae anesthetizing your demon of noontide? Well, what you

need to do to get out of your rut is book a flight to Turkey and

discover, first-hand, the joys and thrills of camel wrestling.