Robert Zoellick, the head of the World Bank, wasn't quite

sure what Paul Wolfowitz meant the other day when he said,

"I think Bob knows what he wants to do and I think he'll do

a good job." Privately, Mr. Zoellick says he's never trusted

Wolfowitz since the day he asked to borrow his comb.

The other day, Paul Wolfowitz told an Australian journalist,

"I really believe the people we are confronting are so inhuman

and so brutal and so wrong that, as in the Cold War, we should,

because of the strength of free societies, come out on top." And

who are the "people" he spoke of? Muslims. No wonder he has

expressed no regrets for being the architect of Iraq's destruction.

"WOLFOWITZ AND GAL PAL SPLIT UP" screams the New

York Post headline. Now that Shaha has given Paul the

old heave-ho, maybe he will attempt to rekindle an old

flame, Claire Selgin, the mother of his three children and

an expert on Indonesian anthropology.

For Sale, Cheap

Lot of 3 Uncaptioned Photos of Ex-President of World Bank

"Well, if you ask me, I think Paul Wolfowitz and Alberto

Gonzales ought to be turned over to the Spanish Inquisition.

As I understand, they would be used as firewood to burn Karl

Rove at the stake."

"Hmmmm, maybe the President will hire me to be the mastermind

behind his 'Let's Fuck Up Iran, Too' strategy."

Paul Wolfowitz Upon Hearing the World Bank

Will Be Cashing Him Out

The Face of Hubris

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson looked high and low for

Paul Wolfowitz supporters. All he found was Dick Cheney,

who gave the embattled World Bank president the kiss of

death when he said, "Paul is one of the most faithful public

servants I've ever known."

“If they f*ck with me or Shaha," Paul thought, "I have

enough on them to f*ck them too, right in the asterisk!”

World Bank Readies Launch Vehicle for Wolfowitz Blastoff

"I understand your last name means 'Big Bad Brainy Wolf', Paul.

Well, Fred tells me mine means 'Little Red Riding Hood'."

"Paul, remember Kevin Kellems, your close aide? Well, he

just resigned from the World Bank. Yeah, Kevin says he's leaving

to pursue 'other opportunities', and apparently one of those

opportunities is your erstwhile shackmate, Shaha Riza, who

is going to spend the raise you got for her at State on a long

vacation with Kevin in Rio."

"That's right, Paul. The buzz around the Bank right now

is you're going to be replaced by Ken Shabby."

Paul Wolfowitz After Learning He Had Overdrawn

His Account at the World Bank

The Wolfowitz-Riza Amphibious Model

of International Banking and Finance

Paul Wolfowitz and Shaha Riza can't decide

which they enjoy more: sleeping with each other

or democratizing the Middle East.

Paul Wolfowitz, President of the World Bank, has been

turned down by Ditech for a loan to purchase some new

shoes and socks from Payless ShoeSource.

Have you tried the recipes for centipede en brochette and

scorpion-on-a-stick from Paul Wolfowitz's new barbecue

cookbook, Fire and Smoke in the Middle East?

World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz was caught

off guard when someone in the audience asked to

borrow his comb.