"As if anyone doesn't already know this -- I love politics.

I love politicians. Most of all, I love myself. God,

I can't tell you how much I love Chris Matthews!"

Even as a young man, Chris Matthews had the crooked

grin of Two-Face. His future career as a media pundit

was assured.

In a suit, Chris Matthews looks like Fibber McGee.

In a dress, he looks like Molly.

Chris Matthews asks: "Does he have sex appeal? Can you

smell the English Leather on this guy, the Aqua Velva,

the sort of mature man's shaving cream, or whatever,

you know, after he shaved?"

When Chris Matthews says, "I don't see a big, beefy

alternative to Hillary Clinton -- a big guy. You know

what I mean? An ... every-way big guy," he has obviously

forgotten about Manny Yarbrough.

"Some people have criticized me for having Adolf Hitler

on Hardball. Say what you will, he's hot and he sells books,

just like Ann Coulter.”

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Chris Matthews