Clenched fists are only good for two things: symbolizing

the power of the powerless and punching somebody even

more powerless in the face.

"Which part of my happy face do you not like?"

Have you noticed how Howie Kurtz's face

is skewed to the right?

In a rare, unguarded moment, Tony Blair's facial expression

revealed to the world his true opinion of George Bush.

There Was a Crooked Man Who Had a Crooked Smile

"I had hoped the face transplant would boost

my approval rating. But, quite frankly,

it appears I'm in my last throes."